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Dear Jacksonville Police Department: Tell Your Officers to Obey the Traffic Laws they Enforce

I was looking out the window today and noticed a uniformed Jacksonville Police Officer on an official Jacksonville Police Department bicycle. This, in and of itself, is unremarkable. What was remarkable though, was that I watched this bicycling officer breeze right through the exact intersection as Jacksonville City Police Cruiser # 355. The NC Department [...]

The Jacksonville Daily News: Your Source for Painfully Obvious Stuff

Dear Jacksonville Daily News: We know traffic is heavy near base. A more interesting article would detail when traffic isn’t. Just sayin’. Your faithful (if fatigued) reader, Thomas. P.S.: If you’re going to change the title of your article so that you look less ridiculous (look at them reader comments!), remember to change the page [...]

A Collection of Open Letters

Dear Jacksonville Daily News: Reminder: Please fix your RSS feeds. Also, send Lindell Kay to public speaking classes. He let the Fox News douche Shepard Smith talk all over him on Studio B today. Your Reader, Thomas. Dear Onslow County Sheriff Ed Brown: Please hire a public information officer. Your poor performance while speaking to [...]

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  • is lying in bed catching up on podcasts and is completely underwhelmed by #Earl 7 hrs ago
  • has engineered a workaround for iTunes payment. It accepts Paypal. Not entirely satisfactory, but functional. 9 hrs ago
  • Maybe my iTunes situation is an issue for @consumerist? 11 hrs ago
  • It's been nearly a week since I've been able to fully use iTunes and Apple still hasn't resolved the issues. Does Jobs not want my money? 11 hrs ago
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